Had a crappy day today.

So here’s my plan tonight to remedy it:

- Take a bath and read The Slippery Slope

- Watch an episode of Supernatural while eating Ben and Jerrys

- Watch an episode of Robin Hood

-SLEEP!

Incomplete Guide to Lemony Snicket Allusions

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

→ Lemony Snicket

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

batman-onceler:

niqi:

So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.

ho ho ho

I actually used this as my senior quote in high school

(Source: a-sip-0f-keseys-k00l-aid-42)

Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else.

(Source: thesnicketfile)